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Advice To Spiders

When you have gone to the trouble of spinning a web and catching a fly, the least you can do is eat the hapless corpse; instead of letting it hang there and gather dust!

Aid

Q: When is aid not aid?

A: When it is given by those you don't agree with.

Stars

A star is often brightest before its demise.

Monday Morning

Aargh...another Monday morning has crashed into my life!

Burglar Deterrent Kit

Perfect Branding

Money

You can never have enough money.

Mornings

Those of you who wake up in the mornings feeling edgy, irritable and not ready to face the morning should simply not bother waking up until after noon; that way you don 't have to face the morning.

Red Stripe Alert

Farking hell, there is only one can of Red Stripe left.

Panic in the streets!

Countdown To The Great War

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Advice To Neighbours' Cats

We are not a cat cafe.