Advice To The Allies of The USA

 

When planning a military operation, do not under any circumstances share your plans before the operation with the USA. Only brief the USA afterwards.

That way you can be assured that the plans won't be leaked to the media or your enemy!

Advice To Ukrainians Currently Occupying The Kursk Region

 

Install first world plumbing in the bathrooms there, this will guarantee an uprising against Putin!

Two Tier Policing - Advice To The Ex Head of The DPP

 

When you have two tier policing, where certain groups are seen to be above the law and allowed to run riot yet others (eg a lady in her 70's walking down the street) are arrested, the trust in the police, the state and democracy itself dies.

Starmer, as ex head of the DPP, ought to know that. However, at the moment, his actions indicate he supports the two tier arrangement!

Advice To Venezuela's Socialist Dictator - Votes Cannnot Exceed 100%

 

Venezuela: Maduro's state-controlled media published fake results of the election that comically add up to 109.2%.
National exit poll conducted by American firm Edison Research has Maduro at just 31% and Gonzalez at 65%. https://t.co/bTuLfXGBRt pic.twitter.com/23lXPCFEpu

— Igor Sushko (@igorsushko) July 29, 2024

Advice To People Using a Lawyer

 

 Avoid lawyers who boast about their £1M car collection and their love of Lamborghinis!

Oh, and it would probably also be a red flag that they repeatedly lie.

Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That?

 

When is terrorism not terrorism?

When it's a "mental health episode".

Has Anyone Told Biden He's Not Standing?

 

Advice To Adidas

 

Find a small room, in a nondescript house in a nondescript part of town and hide there without saying a word for the next few years!

Advice To Emily Maitlis

 

  Think before you tweet!

You Can Vote Drunk

 

Next Episode of Long Lost Family Looks Shit!

 

Both appear to be suffering from foetal alcohol syndrome.

Hypocritcal Glasto CuXts!

 

Not to keen on saving the planet if it means they actually have to clean up after themselves,, pathetic virtue signaling cuxts pic.twitter.com/Qyj79tLEcb

— CRANNY 2🙈🙉🙊⚒️⚒️⚒️🇬🇧😁⛳🇬🇧 (@00sfield) July 1, 2024