British Judges vs American Judges

Whilst the British legal system, especially our judges, has been roundly mocked (and rightly so) by British satirists for centuries; I would not swap any part of it for the grotesque monster, and travesty of justice, that the Americans have created.

Let us be proud of our bonkers, eccentric, strangely dress judiciary; who do their best to dispense justice, in a calm and measured way, in a world that has lost sight of right and wrong!

When You're Laughing, The Whole World Laughs With You...

"They weren't laughing at me. They we were laughing with me....People had a good time with me....They respect what I've done," said the President of the United States. #wut

— Jonathan Capehart (@CapehartJ) September 26, 2018

Advice To Three UK Re Communications

 

You are a communications company, as a starting point I suggest that you resolve the communications barriers that exist between your Upgrade Department and your Complaints Department!

Spanning The Divide

When trying to span the divide, be careful you don't fall down the middle!

It's A Funny Old World!

Today in great headlines: pic.twitter.com/8olSO7HGQa

— Dan Wang (@danwwang) September 24, 2018

On This Day

On This Day

In This Place

At This Time

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INDOMITABLE

Advice To "Models"

Don't fake your own poisoning just to get your boobs published in The Sun!

Reciprocity

Reciprocity is the name of the game in geopolitics, if you don't do that you will get diddly-squat!

Advice To The United States

You can be at peace with a country that has nuclear weapons, but if you choose to be at war with that country the chances are you will both end up having to use your nukes!

Use the peace to negotiate nuclear and conventional arms reductions.

Advice To Potential Assassins

You will have to aim your bicycle locks more precisely next time!

A large, heavy, metal, d shaped bike lock just fell from the upper promenade to the lower promenade within inches of where I am sitting. As ones observer noted if it had hit my head i would have been killed! Stiff upper lip, I wasn't ☺

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) September 16, 2018

Bowel Movements

I cannot overemphasise the health benefits of a daily effective bowel movement, it sets you up for the day.

Indeed, the benefits are multiplied many fold if the bowel movement occurs when seated upon the toilet!

Printers

Why do printers take so long to clear their throats before spewing forth what you have asked them to print?