Ongoing Advice To My Cat

My suitcase is for my clothes, it is not a cat basket.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Jump for joy on your own bed please!

Advice To Those in Business

Be wary of those who explicitly ask you to "trust them".

Advice To Self

Don't press the send button on an email, without first checking who you are sending it to.

Idiot!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please do not bring twigs from the garden into our bed.

Touch Screen Mobiles

Total crap!

Advice To Spammers

If you are going to spam my blogs, for fark's sake learn to spell!

Advice To The Pope

Tears are not enough.

Advice To Stranded Brits Abroad

Stop whinging, would you prefer to have your plane's engines stall and crash?

Advice To Self

Avoid the "brandy" called "Fabuloso".

Advice To The Catholic Church

Blaming the Jews and gays for problems of your own creation is "foolish" to say the least.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please wipe your paws before jumping on our bed.

Question For My Cat

Do you prefer the red plastic milk bottle ring top, to the blue one to play with?

Advice To The Media

During this "exciting" election you may care to focus on the policies of the parties and candidates themselves, rather than on what the party leaders wives are wearing.

General Election

Another general election looms, be still my beating heart!

Climb The Mountain

It is worthwhile climbing the mountain, in order to feel the wind in your face.

Question For The Catholic Church

Are you insane?

There is no way that some negative press comments can be in any way compared to the abuse and suffering inflicted upon the Jewish people in the past.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

My water glass is for me to drink from, your water bowl is for your to drink from.