Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The smell of curry on my breath does not constitute a threat to you, as such there was no need to run away from me last night when I breathed on you whilst trying to stroke you.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When you are in the house during a thunderstorm, running out of the house (because you are scared of a loud clap of thunder) is not necessarily the wisest course of action.

The British Summer

The British summer is a glory to behold, brilliant sunshine streaming through one window and rain battering the other.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The temporary movement of your bowl to another part of the kitchen does not affect the quality or taste of your food in any way.

Weather

It would be nice if it would stop bloody raining long enough for me to light the barbecue at least once more this summer!

Back In The Room

And we're back in the room!

The Longest Day

As is traditional, the longest day in Britain is greeted with rain and wind.

Monday Morning

A grey wet miserable Monday morning crashes down upon us with the depressing regularity of an unloved season.

Advice To Self

Don't drink 3 Irish Coffees before going to bed.

Weather

Where's the bloody summer gone???

Advice To Barclays

The next time you close someone's account, don't charge them for the "privilege" of closing it; you will only end up looking foolish when the FOS tells you to pay the charge back.

Wisdom

Wisdom is achieved when you understand and accept that others may be wiser than you.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

I know that it was raining heavily last night, and that meant that you were unable to go out. However, that is no excuse for turning my bed into an indoor adventure playground and trampoline.

Weather

Tis a Friday in June, the day before the weekend, and (as sure as eggs are eggs) it is wet and gloomy!

Advice To The Archbishop of Canterbury

Just because you didn't understand what the Tory policies wrt cutting the deficit were when they campaigned during the election, don't assume that the rest of the electorate didn't.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Our guests have gone home now, they can't hear you miaowing for them.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When the windows in the top floor office are open, please do not climb through them onto the roof.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Dumped charcoal ash is not a "sand pit" for you to play in.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Do not be alarmed by the presence of a relative's baby in the house, he is only going to be here for a few days.

Oh My God!

Advice To Steven Moffat

The Daleks never rest!