Huzzah It's Friday!

Question For My Cat

You can't read Swedish, therefore why are you sitting on Stadsholmens magazine?

Today's Cat Races Have Been Cancelled

Sunshine?

Sunshine?

In June?

In the UK?

During Wimbledon?

Surely not?

The British Summer

In the absence of any credible weather forecast one way or another, and based on the mixed signals from the mixture of cloud and sun this morning, I have hedged my bets and am wearing black (winter appropriate) jeans accompanied by a Hawaiian style T-shirt.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Why can't you learn to use the vacuum cleaner like this cat?

Glad Midsommarafton

RIP James Gandolfini

Advice To Self

Never attempt to trim one's eyebrows with an electric razor whilst hungover.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

You should not spend the summer days idling your life away sleeping in our duvet!

Today's Word

Today's word is:

"Discombooberated"

Microsoft Outlook

So we are agreed then, Microsoft Outlook is a complete and utter clusterfuck!

Today's Word

Today's word is:

"Nincompoopery"

Meetings

It is inadvisable for participants in a planned meeting to try to wrong foot each other before the meeting has actually been confirmed.

Irony

How ironic that a country that feels it is wrong (both constitutionally and ethically) to monitor the communications of its own citizens, and indeed loudly proclaims that fact in defence of its cyber monitoring policy, feels that it is perfectly acceptable to monitor the communications of everyone else on the planet.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The vet who used the thermometer on you this morning was doing so in your best interests.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

I appreciate that furballs need to be brought up, but please do not bring them up on our freshly cleaned Chinese rug!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Paper bags are for carrying things, not for sleeping on.

Question For Three

What is the point of a mobile phone service if the connection to the network drops whenever I try to use the phone in certain rooms of my house?

Advice To Self

Don't eat gravy when wearing white trousers.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The vacuum cleaner is not a WMD!