Monday Morning

As another Monday morning crashes into our lives, let us think only happy thoughts!

Archduke Franz Ferdinand - Spark To A Flame

One hundred years ago today Archduke Franz Ferdinand (heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne) was assasinated in Sarajevo.

This was the spark that ignited the Balkan conflict that sucked the world into global conflict.

Advice To People Bitten By Suarez

Have a blood test taken, you don't know where he's been!

Where Has The Sun Has Gone?

The sun has gone and is obscured by clouds, has the hot sunny spell ended?

Say it isn't so!

Ideas

Ideas are only ever attributed to the originator when they go wrong.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

There are several chairs and a bench in the garden, you can surely share them with the neighboiurs' cats who sometimes visit and sit on one of them; instead of pushing them off everytime you see one of them sitting in a chair?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

It is ill mannered to pat the mashed carrots just because you can't get to the pork chops.

Glad Midsommar

Glad Midsommar to one and all!

Advice To My Virgin Set Top Box

You had better stop arsing around, or else I will take an axe to you!

Advice To Octopi

Stop giving predictions to people about which teams will win in the various World Cup matches, otherwise you will never get any peace!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Soap bubbles burst when you bash them.

The World Cup Explained

I understand that there is some form of football tournament going on?

Suitcases

Why are suitcases the reverse of the Tardis, ie they are bigger on the outside than on the inside?

Happy Hug Your Cat Day

Gravy

A pox upon the gravy that I spilled on my white trousers last night!

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