Hiding a Splinter

Hide a splinter in a forest of trees.

Advice To Neighbourhood Cats

We are not a cat restaurant/hotel!

Eurovision

A pox upon the banal shite that is Eurovision!

Advice To Language Students

Don't sit on the farking stairs to Brighton beach, eating your chips, blocking them from being used by everyone else!

Thinking

Thinking people are a threat to the status quo.

Death and Stupidity

Death and stupidity are similar.

A dead person doesn't know that he/she is dead, and a stupid person doesn't know that he/she is stupid.

Space Time

Question For My Cat

You are happy enough to use your cat flap to come in, but won't use it to go out why?

Advice To The Eurozone

Now that the world sees your system for what it is (as exemplified by Greece), namely a farcical shell game, it is time to admit that currency unions all end in failure!

Question For The Weather Gods

When may I don my summer kit again?

Advice To Internet Trolls

The wee bridges you live under are easy to trace.

VE Day

As people celebrate/commiserate the General Election results, remember we are only in a position to do this because of the sacrifice made by millions some 70 years ago!

Happy Election Day!

Today is election day in the UK.

Given that it will end in abject failure for all the main parties, be prepared to go through the whole process again by Christmas.

The Election Looms

Less than 24 hours until election day, when everyone loses!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When after Dreamies may I suggest that you ask a human to serve you, rather than trying to nick them in the middle of the night and knocking over the knife block (causing it to smash your bowl) in the process?

Spring Bank Holiday

The UK Spring Bank Holiday is almost upon us, heralded by howling freezing winds and a leaden sky!