Bank Holiday Weather Prediction

Rain and associated shit!

Blunt Knives

A blunt knife can cut deeper than a sharp one.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Breakfast service does not commence before 7:00AM!

Unfulfilled Dreams

Don't let yesterday's unfulfilled dreams become today's depression!

Advice To Countries

It's not always about your country!

Advice To Idiots

Throwing your toys out of your prams does not help you resolve whatever it is you are whinging about.

Advice To The DWP

Stop scamming us!

Advice To Dell

Compare your website claimed delivery time to that on your order tracking information.

Then decide whether your website of your order tracking information is misleading, and take the appropriate remedial action!

Consumer Advice

Quick, perfect, cheap. pic.twitter.com/P4RT47U7V6

— Andrew Brooks (@taxbod) August 17, 2015

A Good Night Out

When you can't remember paying the bill, then you know you had a good night out!

Adlertag

The Battle of Britain began 75 years ago today.

Where's Summer Gone?

Can someone please tell me where the fark summer has gone?

I am wearing my summer kit to no avail at the moment!

Lawyers

When hiring a dog, don't do the barking yourself.

The same applies to using lawyers, wrt ignoring their advice!

Happy Tube Strike Day

Happy tube strike day everyone!

Advice To Dishonest Businessmen and Rigged Arbitration Hearings

Those who think that they have shafted us, be aware there will be a reckoning!

Today's Word

Moron

Monday

- Computer responding at a snail's pace?

- Wifi shite and repeatedly dropping?

- Websites taking ages to load?

Then it must be a Monday!