Swedish Military Soup, when mixed with tinned carrots, makes a most efficacious post pub snack!
Friday, June 28, 2019
Thursday, June 27, 2019
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
Advice To The Prince of Wales
Homeopathy is bollocks, don't tarnish the brand of the monarchy by endorsing such nonsense!
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
Trump Sanctions Dead Guy - Oops!
Not a single grinning syncophant in the entire administration had the stones to tell POTUS that the guy he just imposed sanctions upon died 20 years ago.
— Martin Baccardax (@mdbaccardax) June 25, 2019
History will not look kindly in you, Mr. Mnuchin. https://t.co/v0Dps2osBM
Monday, June 24, 2019
The Laws of Physics vs The Laws of Man
The laws of physics are immutable, the laws of man are not.
The EU and Brexit naysayers should take note!
Friday, June 21, 2019
Thursday, June 20, 2019
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Advice To The BBC
The next time you invite "members of the public" to ask a question of politicians on live TV, make sure they are not extremist Anti-Semite misogynists with their own political agenda!
Oh, and by the way, you need to farking apologise to the viewers over giving that bigot a platform last night!
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
Monday, June 17, 2019
Summer Has Arrived in Britain
Summer has finally arrived in Britain, as the rain is definitely warmer!
Friday, June 14, 2019
Advice To KichenAid
There is little point in offering an online product registration service, if your captcha (check I am human) refuses to let me register the product!
To confirm:
1 I am human
2 I am neither senile nor blind, and have entered the correct captcha!
Thursday, June 13, 2019
Wednesday, June 12, 2019
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
The Solution To Free TV Licences for The Over 75's
There is a simple solution to the furore over the abolition of free TV licences for the over 75's.
ABOLISH THE LICENCE FEE, IT IS AN ABSURD ANACHRONISM IN THE DIGITAL AGE!
Monday, June 10, 2019
Friday, June 07, 2019
Thursday, June 06, 2019
D-Day 6 June 1944 - The Longest Day #DDay75thAnniversary
Many men came here as soldiers
Many men will pass this way
Many men will count the hours
As they live the longest day
Many men are tired and weary
Many men are here to stay
Many men won't see the sunset
When it ends the longest day
The longest day, the longest day
This will be the longest day
Filled with hopes and filled with fears
Filled with blood and sweat and tears
Many men, the mighty thousands
Many men to victory
Marching on, right into battle
In the longest day in history
Freedom is hard won, but easily lost.
Many men will pass this way
Many men will count the hours
As they live the longest day
Many men are tired and weary
Many men are here to stay
Many men won't see the sunset
When it ends the longest day
The longest day, the longest day
This will be the longest day
Filled with hopes and filled with fears
Filled with blood and sweat and tears
Many men, the mighty thousands
Many men to victory
Marching on, right into battle
In the longest day in history
Freedom is hard won, but easily lost.
Do not forget the sacrifice made 75 years ago by young men and women, who fought and died for the freedom that we take for granted today!
Wednesday, June 05, 2019
Advice To Anti Trump Protesters
— Old Holborn✘ (@Holbornlolz) June 4, 2019
Be careful that your visceral hatred doesn't turn you into the thing that you are protesting about!
Tuesday, June 04, 2019
The Dead Shall Be Raised - Kim Hyok Chol Rises From The Grave!
Scoop from @willripleyCNN: Kim Hyok Chol, 'executed' North Korean diplomat is alive, sources sayhttps://t.co/8nPIs26Acz— Josh Berlinger (@j_berlingerCNN) June 4, 2019
Colour me surprised!
I suspect this report will turn out to be utter bollocks, and that in a few months time the dead shall be raised and be seen happily attending some conference etc.
— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) May 31, 2019
I am not really surprised though, as the... https://t.co/bJTjhqL15S
It would seem that reports that Kim Hyok Chol was dead were either:
1 Bollocks, or
2 Accurate, but subsequently North Korea has managed to resurrect Kim from his grave .
Given that the media would have to admit they were wrong, I can only assume that they will go with scenario 2.
I look forward to reading the report of Kim's resurrection in tomorrow's Guardian (always a source of accurate and reliable reporting on matters North Korean!).
Monday, June 03, 2019
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