Talking to reporters just now on the South Lawn, Pres. Trump said that the intelligence agencies -- the ones who brief and inform him of global threats -- have "run amok."
— Peter Nicholas (@PeterAtlantic) July 30, 2019
Wednesday, July 31, 2019
This Won't End Well!
Tuesday, July 30, 2019
Monday, July 29, 2019
Advice To Corbyn
According to Corbyn, people in politics "sometimes cross the line", get confused and "dip into" antisemitism.— Iain Adams 🔶 (@IainAdamsLD) July 28, 2019
Corbyn plans to educate members to "just be careful on your use of language".
Can honestly say I've never confusedly 'dipped in' to antisemitism.#LabourAntisemitism pic.twitter.com/A31nAQ4wJc
People don't "dip into anti-Semitism"!
Friday, July 26, 2019
The Law of Sod - School Holidays
It is the law of sod that as soon as the school holidays start, the heatwave ends and the heavens doth open!
Thursday, July 25, 2019
Warm Weather Advice
Put your pre-chilled Red Stripes in the freezer for 30 minutes before you drink them!
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
They Don't Make Champagne Glasses Like They Used To!
During the course of drinking a bottle Pol Roger, al fresco at the Brighton Beach Club, a wasp appeared and was duly trapped underneath a salt grinder.
Unfortunately, owing to circumstances beyond my control, as and when I smote it with my champagne glass the stem broke.
Please be assured the glass was empty at that point and no champagne was wasted. I am also happy to report that the wasp was well and truly squashed!
Tuesday, July 23, 2019
The Weather
Yes, during summer, you may expect some days to be warm there is no need for the media to react as though it is the end of days though!
Monday, July 22, 2019
Monday Morning
This Monday morning feels particular sluggish and slow to start, thanks mainly to the two street parties I attended over the weekend!
Friday, July 19, 2019
Thursday, July 18, 2019
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
The Solution To Parking Problems In London
Are you fed up with the cost and difficulty of parking your car in Central London?
The solution is simple.
Don't drive, come by boat and leave the boat wherever you fucking want.
The police won't impound it, nor will they fine you.
In fact the Mayor of London will give you a free pass.
Simples!
Tuesday, July 16, 2019
Irony - The Stupidity of People
President Reagan spoke of an America that was more than a nation, it was an idea. It gave hope and a home to millions. pic.twitter.com/pkpoonuWoG— Tom Tugendhat (@TomTugendhat) July 16, 2019
It is more than ironic that during the 1980's, the left and various other idiots vilified Reagan as a warmongering right wing zealot.
Here we are in 2019.
Don't those idiots look stupid now!
Monday, July 15, 2019
A Very Dangerous Administration
It beggars belief that an American president tweets that non white American born citizens (ie Americans) should go back to their own countries.So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 14, 2019
They are already in their own country!
It beggars further belief that this Administration is enabled by so called "Christians"!
Friday, July 12, 2019
Waste Baskets
It is an immutable law of the universe that waste baskets fill up.
It is also an immutable law that someone in the household has to then empty them....the question is who and when?
Thursday, July 11, 2019
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
Tuesday, July 09, 2019
Monday, July 08, 2019
Advice To Mark Dubowitz
Kim Jong Un definitely made the “deal of the century”: he has met Trump three times after acquiring nuclear weapons and ICBMs, and not only not given up any of them but has probably built a dozen more in the process, all while deflating max pressure. Iran would love that deal. pic.twitter.com/oa0rMweJZt— Vipin Narang (@NarangVipin) July 8, 2019
Think before you speak!
Friday, July 05, 2019
The Gravy Train
Many people often talk of their desire to ride the gravy train.
All very well and good, maybe. However, I have yet to hear anyone specify the flavour of the gravy or whether they want said gravy on the side or slopping around on the plate.
Not so smart now, are we?
Come on people, before boarding the gravy train you have to decide what flavour of gravy and where you want it poured!
Thursday, July 04, 2019
Wednesday, July 03, 2019
Advice To Sainsbury's
When substituting items on a home delivery, please note that turmeric is no substitute for saffron!
Tuesday, July 02, 2019
Ricky Gervais Nails It
Opposing left wing extremism doesn't mean you support right wing extremism. Opposing right wing extremism doesn't mean you support left wing extremism. You're allowed to hate all extremism. There are loads of other choices. Also, stop wasting milk.— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) July 1, 2019
Binary thinking and binary choices lead to extremism.
Monday, July 01, 2019
Counter-Intuitive Thinking
Sometimes you need a thaw in thinking, in order to move forward to a freeze!
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