Morality

Morality comes from your genes, not from a holy book.

Staff Toilets

The state of a business can be assessed by the state of the staff toilets.

Parents and Children

Parents and children spend their lives making each other feel guilty, they then continue to do it from beyond the grave.

Dying

When someone is dying, everybody loves them.

Size

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog that counts.

Turnover

Turnover is vanity.

Profit is sanity.

Fate

Perhaps you cannot cheat fate.

However, nonetheless, you should not stop trying.

Knowledge

I know what I know.

However, the question is, what don't I know?

Initiatives

Beware the politician or business leader that introduces new "initiatives" on a regular basis.

None of these will ever be implemented in an effective or efficient manner.

The person introducing them does not have the patience, or the ability, to manage their effective introduction.

Do Not Cosset Your Children

A crucial part of growing up is about learning how to handle accidents and mishaps.

Children who are wrapped in cotton wool grow into immature pathetic adults who are incapable of looking after themselves, and who rely on the state for every little thing.

Do Not Cosset Your Children.

Waiters

Treat your waiter with respect, whilst they are serving your food, even if he or she is an utter shit.

Remember, the waiter is responsible for conveying your food from the kitchen to the table; a lot can happen in the short space of time.

Pride vs Principle

There is a fine dividing line between pride and principle.

Care should be exercised when taking a stand.