Advice To Democrat Presidential Candidates

Tearing your party apart in order to win the nomination will avail yoursleves of nothing, aside from earning the contempt of your party, if that allows McCain to enther the Whitehouse by the back door.

Change

As things evolve and change something is lost, but something is gained; thus equilibrium is maintained.

Life

Humans should live life to the full, not merely survive.

Advice To Governors of New York

If you have tried to build your political career and reputation by taking credit for the prosecution of prostitution rings, don't get caught using hookers.

Minutes

Don't write minutes of meetings in a hurry, you will end up having to do twice as much work correcting the misunderstandings caused by inaccurate minutes.

Advice To Prime Ministers

Making do on only a few hours sleep every night, and forcing others to do the same, does not necessarily lead to an increase in high quality productive output.

Imagination

Imagination and the abstract affects the lives and destinies of people far more than it is given credit for.

Advice To 3G

Since you insist on basing your customer call centre offshore, at least have the wit to ensure that the connection is of sufficient quality to ensure that the customer and call centre operative can hear what each other is saying.

Faith and Violence

Violence should not be used to inspire faith.

If

Some questions starting with "if" are best left unanswered.

Wise Guys

More often than not "wise guys" are in fact only half "wise".

Mosquitos

Don't shoot mosquitos with elephant guns.