Why, when you know that you are just about to spew forth a furball do you insist on coming in from the garden into the kitchen to spew it forth onto the kitchen floor when I am preparing food?
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Question For My Cat
Why, when you know that you are just about to spew forth a furball do you insist on coming in from the garden into the kitchen to spew it forth onto the kitchen floor when I am preparing food?
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Advice To Sauna Users
Metal is a very effective conductor of heat. Therefore don't be surprised that you burn yourself if you are foolish enough to wear jewellery, or carry keys into the sauna!
Monday, May 21, 2012
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
The freshly cooked pieces of gammon placed on your plate were for you to eat, the gammon joint placed on the carving board was not for you to eat!
Friday, May 18, 2012
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
The ironing board, unlike the vacuum cleaner, is not a threat to your health, safety or restful sleep; therefore there is no need to run away whenever it appears.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Your bowls are for your food, please do not drag your food out of them onto the floor to eat it.
Monday, May 14, 2012
The Cycle of Life
Last week on the beachfront I was mistaken for some lesser known actor by a hen party, who had their photos taken with me. This week, on the same beachfront, a couple of blokes took exception to my white jacket and trousers and shouted:
C'est la vie!
"What a cunt!"Life places you upon a mountain top one day, then throws you into the valley the next!
C'est la vie!
Friday, May 11, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
Happy Europe Day - Pass The Sick Bag!
Today, apparently, is "Europe Day".
Pass the sick bag someone!
Pass the sick bag someone!
Tuesday, May 08, 2012
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