Cold Calling

Nancy of "online support", your unsolicited phone calls are not welcome.

Kindly go away!

Battle of Britain Day

On this day 75 years ago, the Luftwaffe launched its largest and most concentrated attack against London in the hope of drawing out the RAF into a battle of annihilation.

Around 1,500 aircraft took part in the air battles which lasted until dusk. The action was the climax of the Battle of Britain. RAF Fighter Command defeated the German raids.

The Luftwaffe formations were dispersed by a large cloud base and failed to inflict severe damage on the city of London. In the aftermath of the raid, Hitler postponed Operation Sea Lion.

Today's Weather

I pronounce today's weather to be absolute bollocks!

Happy Monday to you all!

Toenail Trimming

Never trim your toenails when pissed!

You're Nuts!

Most people are nuts.

However, many try to disguise that fact by trying to make others feel as though they are the only ones who are nuts.

Raise a Glass To The Queen

Today the Queen becomes Britain's longest serving monarch.

The Queen will have reigned for 63 years and seven months - calculated at 23,226 days, 16 hours and approximately 30 minutes at about 17:30 BST today.

Cheers Your Majesty!

Advice To Microsoft

Just because you have downloaded updates to Windows 10, it is impolite of you to restart my computer without asking my permission first!

Advice To Firefox

FFS sort out your script problems!

Sleepers

Beware the sleepers buried in the midst of a crowd.

The Law of Sod

It is the law of sod that just as you need to make an urgent edit to your website, both your computer and the hosting company server decide to run extremely slow or freeze completely.

Toothpaste Adverts

Toothpaste adverts lose what little credibility they have, by having people smile inanely and gormlessly in them.

Stress Advice

When stressed look at pictures of cats doing soppy things.