News Headlines

Sometimes what the media determine to be today's leading "headlines" are simply not newsworthy. Look for the real news that is being buried.

Advice To Plumbers

When installing new pipework and shower valves, test the seals first to make sure they can withstand the pressure before the system goes live.

Ken Frost's Tweet Map

View ken_frost's profile on Tweepsmap

Lost

Things that are lost invariably turn up after you need them.

Happy Swedish National Day

Happy Swedish National Day to all my Swedish friends!

Building Work

Always add ten days to any domestic building project's estimated time of completion.

Where The Fark Has Summer Gone?

Fire

The fire inside needs to burn brighter than the fire outside if you are to survive.

Jumping Ship

There is nothing to fear from jumping from a large tanker, especially if it is on fire!

Weather Apps Are Bollocks!

My weather app told me it was sunny this morning, yet my own eyes and my soaking wet cat told me that it was raining.

WTF is the point of a weather app if it can't even give an accurate analysis of the weather in real time?

Advice To Celebrities

The world doesn't have an infinite supply of botox and silicon!

Ears

Ears are best opened by hands.