It's Too Quiet

Beware when two blunderbusses stop throwing public insults at each other.

Something's brewing!

Absurd Leaders and Absurd Situations

Sometimes absurd situations require absurd leaders in order to resolve them!

Monday Morning Sunshine

Beware today's pleasant sunny Monday morning, the weather gods are lulling you into a false sense of security!

Advice To Drivers Re Speed Humps

When approaching a speed hump, always ensure that you accelerate in order to maximise your chances of knackering your suspension and wrecking your exhaust pipe!

The Nirvana of Paranoia

The nirvana of paranoia can only be reached when to tell your shadow to walk in front of you.

Wouldn't It Be Nice?

Wouldn't it be nice if one day the world could wake up to news headlines that do not include threats of destruction and annihilation made by one country's leader to another?

Threats As A Precursor To Negotiations

Threats, sanctions and sabre rattling are all well and good as a precursor to negotiations, maybe. However, negotiations will never commence without there being an "off ramp" from the threats!

Today's Word

Today's word is:

"Unbeneficial"

Popularity

Popularity is the hallmark of mediocrity.

Summer 2017 - A Damp Squid

This summer is turning into a really large damp squid!

However, it is unwise to place the expectation of sunshine during summer onto a pedal stool.

Advice Re Shoes

Always, always check your shoes for venomous insects, reptiles and other assorted creatures before putting them on.

I cannot emphasise that enough!

Happy Yorkshire Day!

A very Happy Yorkshire Day to my chums from "God's own county"!