Gordian Knots

Gordian knots should be cut, not untied.

The Net

Be warned that given the ongoing rate of growth, the infrastructure of the internet as it currently stands will not be able to cope and as such it will simply grind to halt one day.

Advice To Presidents

When all your colleagues/"friends" have resigned, leaving you the last man standing, you're next.

Patriotism

Aged leaders often tell their people that patriotism often requires a blood sacrifice.

Why does this sacrifice invariably involve the young?

Funerals

Funerals attract enemies as well as friends.

Little Men

Pathetic, small minded little men holding low bureaucratic positions, where they can exercise limited bureaucratic power over others, will use their power to maximum effect over others whose lives they envy but can never have.

Schedules

Never allow yourself to become a victim of someone else's schedule adjustments and changes of plan.

God

Those who believe in God claim that he made us in his image, the trouble with many religions is that they do their best to make God in their image.

Hierarchy

The higher you get in an organisation, the fewer the number of idiots above you.

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"We inspect these facilities regularly."

Advice To Directors

Directors who comfort themselves with past glories, whilst presiding over a spate of losses, are not fit for office.

Time Travel

Those people who claim that time travel is not possible are wrong.

Take trip to your local post office, once inside the building you are instantaneously transported back to the 1950's.