A Question To Congress

Re yesterday's failure to back the only plan on the table for stabilising the markets, are you people mad or just incredibly stupid?

Advice To McCain

Almost scuppering the financial bailout, by publicly pushing yourself into the decision making process does not make you a statesman.

Advice To Tony Blair

Politics and religion are a toxic combination, as you should know by now, they should be kept well apart.

Advice To Spymasters

Don't blag about what you know about events/issues etc to open committees, as it drops your spies on the ground right in the shit.

Life and Money

Life is but a game, and money is the means of keeping score.

Advice To The Wasps That Tried to Swarm Our Picnic

Sod off!

Advice To Gordon Brown

J K Rolwing is a popular, good and highly profitable author, but she most certainly is not "one of the world's greatest ever authors".

Markets

Those who worry over the demise of various financial institutions (eg Lehman Brothers), the members of which once considered themselves the "Masters of The Universe", should not lose too much sleep.

Remember:

Markets go up, markets go down.

Nature will take its course, and equilibrium will be restored.

Intelligence

Intelligence does not always give rise to wisdom.

Advice To Western Diplomats, Western Leaders et al

Don't assume that just because things happen/happened in the West in a certain way, that they will happen in the same way in Asia Pacific.

Advice To A Certain Well Known Bank

Having screwed up the transfer of money from your bank to another bank, by not processing the transaction, it was extremely foolish of you to compound your mistake by then sending it to the wrong bank.

God

If God is exists, and is omnipotent, why does he need people to fight for him as those who lead us to war always claim?