Advice To Our Neighbour's Cat

Our cat flap is for our cat, not you!

Advice To Gordon Brown

Don't claim that you go jogging, when it is self evident that you do not!

Square One

Reverting to square one is not a strategy.

Dictatorships

The bedrock of dictatorship is an overempowered, arrogant, unaccountable, unelected bureaucracy populated by "little men" who believe that they are working for a "greater cause".

Morality

Lessons in morality shouldn't be delivered by hypocrites.

Advice To The Media

Endlessly reanalysing the same tired political story to death does you, democracy nor the news following public any good whatsoever.

Email

Email is not always the most appropriate medium for conveying "nuance".

Advice To iPod Users

Don't use iPods in the sauna.

Advice To Renault

Cheating isn't terribly effective if people know that you have cheated.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The door bell is not a starting gun for a race.

Never Initiative

Never assume that people will take the initiative wrt matters that you assume to be obvious.

Statistics

Production statistics without quality statistics, and vice versa, are meaningless.