Advice To Z List Celebs

Orange is the natural colour of the flesh of the fruit called an "Orange", not the natural colour of human flesh.

Happy Autmun Statement Day!

Today is Autumn Statement Day, be still my beating heart!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't eat the string binding that was used to hold the smoked ham in one piece whilst I boiled it yesterday, you will end up with indigestion!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When you think you are about to have a fur ball, please go into the garden for a "breath of air" rather than sit on our Chinese rug looking queezy.

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The new cat neighbour, who now visits our garden, is no danger to you. He/she is just extremely large, but appears to be very passive.

Shouldn't vs Wouldn't

There is a world of difference between "shouldn't happen" and "won't happen".

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please don't stick your head into the sour cream pot on the dining table, when we are still using it!

Strategy

Those who proudly proclaim that they are "managing a problem" actually mean that they have no policy or strategy for resolving that problem.

Advice To Self

Chili loaded potato skins followed by chicken curry is an unwise combination!

Advice To The BMA

Look to your own unhealthy habits, before telling others how to live their lives.

Advice To Morrisons

"Zesty lemons" (as per your description of them) are all very well, if it is only the zest that you want. However, most people want a lemon that actually produces some juice.