Advice To Air Travellers

Beware of air travellers' lag (a variation of jet lag), where feelings of paranoia and insecurity set in at the end of a flight.

Advice To Fishermen

When you have been fishing for a considerable period of time without a single bite, throw a stick of dynamite into the water in order to achieve some results.

The same advice can be used as a parable for those engaged in moribund diplomatic talks and those running businesses on their last legs.

Advice To Those Seeking Help and Co-operation

Don't take three weeks to respond to an email.

Today's Word

Today's word is "chortle", it should be used more often.

Beginnings

Everything has to start somewhere.

Advice To The Plant Thief

Bring the potted plant that you stole from outside our house back you thieving scumbag!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

There is no need to growl at the nice gentlemen removing the scaffolding from the house down the road, they mean you no harm.

Advice To Leisure Club Patrons

Sunloungers are for people, not towels!

Advice To Businessmen - Laughter and Business

If you can't laugh at the absurdity of it all, then don't "go the show".

Advice To Cretinous Businessmen

When taking a third party to see a factory, company or exhibition always make sure that the place still exists and functions!

Stress

Don't stress over things you can't control.

Advice To Supermarkets and Food Manufacturers