Bacon

Life is made all the more pleasurable by bacon!

When In Doubt

When in doubt about something, go with your gut instinct.

British Bank Holidays

Bank holidays in Britain are a right load of old choss:

- traffic jams,
- lousy weather, and
- shite furniture sales!

Advice To Government Organisations

When you are trying to plant an "exclusive" story in the media, don't give the same story to a large number of media organisations at the same time.

They will not be best pleased to find out that you are trying to play them for patsies for your own nefarious ends!

Advice To Politicians

The words "shock" and "outrage" tend to be overused during times of crisis, especially when you have been telling the public for sometime that such events are highly likely.

Dogs and Lawyers

When you buy a dog, you don't do the barking yourself.

The same principle should be applied when hiring a lawyer.

Skype

A watched Skype chat never pings.

Happy St Patrick's Day

RIP Lady Penelope

Sylvia Anderson 27 March 1927 - 16 March 2016

Troop Withdrawals

Beware heaving a sigh of relief when a country pulls its troops out of a specific war zone. This may be but a means to deploy them elsewhere, against someone else.

Shouting

The person or country that shouts the loudest is invariably the weakest and most pathetic.

Emails and Messages

Look for what is missing from an email or message when determining what the writer is actually thinking.