Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The inside of the chimney is not a climbing frame!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please stop bashing me on my nose and mouth with your paw, when I am trying to sleep at night.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please could you tell your cat friends, who come in and eat your food in the middle of the night, to make a small contribution to the monthly cat food bill.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't sit on fences when you are literally falling asleep on your feet!

Today's Word

Today's word is "promulgate".

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't be afraid and run for cover when you hear the plink plink fizz of Alka Seltzer.

Goodness knows, you have heard that sound often enough!

Where's The Sun?

What happened to the summer this year?

I know that Murdoch closed the News of The World, but did he also shut down the sun as well?

Advice To Rebekah Brooks

Comb your hair!

Advice To News Corp

In your face questions deserve in your face answers!

Advice To The Media

Her name is spelt "Rebekah".

Advice To Politicians

Be careful with your new found "quasi religious zeal" against Murdoch and News International, you were very chummy with him and his companies until recently. Witch hunts unleash forces that you will not be able to control or hide from.

How Not To Use a Gun

Question For News Corp

Is it time to ditch the Murdochs?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please could you tell your gentlemen cat callers not to miaow loudly in the street outside our house at 4am.

Question For Mystic Meg

Why didn't you see that one coming?

Advice To The EU

You can no more hold back the markets, than you can stop the tides ebbing and flowing.

Politics

"No plans" is not the same as "No".

Advice To The News of The World

If the allegations about you hacking the phone of Milly Dowler are true, then I advise you to crawl under a stone and shrivel up and die.

Advice To Chefs

When I ask for some butter with my pate and toast, please don't tell me I don't need it because "there is already fat in the pate"!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When you have caught your moth at least put the creature out of its misery quickly by eating it, rather than just patting it around the room.