Putting The Clocks Back

An annoying inconvenience that is highly disruptive to one's body clock.

Question For Eurozone "Leaders"

Where's the money coming from?

Markets

Markets give, markets take.

It was ever thus!

Further Advice To Purveyors of Fireworks

It's "Fawkes" not "Forks"!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please wipe/wash your bottom before jumping up and down on my white duvet cover.

Advice To Purveyors of Fireworks

"Fawkes" has an "e" in it!

Advice To Morrisons

Given that you open your stores at 7:00AM, it would be rather nice if managed to have your shelves properly stocked by 8:00AM

Advice To Cyclists Wearing Ray-Bans On Dark October Mornings

Take them off, so that you can see red lights and therefore stand a better chance of not riding through them when I am crossing the road.

Advice To The "Leaders" of The Eurozone

Making it up as you go along is not an effective economic policy, nor does it inspire confidence in your "leadership".

Advice To The "Leaders" of The Eurozone

Dithering is not an effective or viable economic policy.

Advice To Energy Companies

Don't be so farking greedy!

Advice To Self

Don't try to do Forex calculations when labouring with a hangover.

Advice To The USA

Don't start a trade/currency war with China, there are more than enough "hot" wars going on in the world as it is.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Miaowing at your food won't change its flavour.

Today's Word

Today's word is "vajazzle".

The Bad Apple

Wwe all kn ow that one bad apple can ruin the barrel of apples.

However, what if the barrel itself is bad?

Question for EU "Leaders"

When, because of your dithering, the people of Europe are unable to draw money out of ATMs (when the banking system collapses) what will you do then?

Advice To David Cameron

Advising people in a consumer based economy, which is suffering a recession, to pay off their credit cards will kill any chance of a recovery stone dead.

Like it or not, the economy is underpinned by consumer spending fuelled by debt.

Advice To BT

When your broadband service collapses, don't have your "helpline" advise customers to logon to BT.com if they can't get through on the phone!

Democracy

Democracy only works if the people know that at the end of a period of time (eg 3-5 years) they can kick the "bastards" out of office.

Europe, by the fact that unelected officials can impose financial restrictions and bureaucratic rules on member states, fails the "democracy test".