Raw Onion

There is no finer start to the day that can top opening the fridge door only to be greeted by the delightful aroma of raw onion coming from within!

Perception

Depending on your perception, that person in the distance might either be waving or drowning.

Nerves

Nerves are nature's remedy for constipation!

Advice To Cretins

Think about your audience before crafting an email.

Good Colleagues and Friends

Good colleagues and friends are those who step up the plate to help a chum/colleague out when he is in schtuck!

These people are rare, but he is a lucky person who finds himself working with or chums with such people.

Sunshine

Sunshine three days in a row?

Is this England?

Bureaucracy

Bureaucracy has no soul, compassion or forgiveness.

The Joy of Chili

The joy of eating a strong chili for dinner is that its power can still be felt the morning after consuming it!

Good Mood

Today I am in a good mood, let the sun shine and birds sing!

Is It Me?

Is it me, or is the world having some sort of collective self inflicted mental breakdown at the moment?

Gratitude To My Cat

Thank you for heeding yesterday's advice to stop washing behind your ears. As a result of you heeding my advice, the sun has come out today!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please stop washing behind your ears, every time you do that it pisses down!

Happy Friday The 13th

In keeping with the spirit of the day, it is pissing down (as it has been day in day out for the last week)!

Anger

Holding on to anger is like holding on to a red hot stone, the longer you hold on to it the more it will burn and hurt you.

National Fish Walking Day

In honour of the great British summer, I hereby declare today to be National Fish Walking Day!

The British Summer

A pox upon this lousy summer that we are having to endure.

Monday Mornings

Ugh, how I loath and despise Monday mornings!

Advice To The 5am Seagulls

Shut the fark up!

Today's Word

Today's word is:

"Reprehensible"

Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day to my American chums and relatives!

The Stench of Fear

Can you smell that?

It's the stench of fear coming from the politicians and the Bank of England, as they contemplate what the freshly resigned Bod Diamond will say to the Treasury Select Committee tomorrow.

Directorships

There are some people who, because of their natures (eg idle, incompetent, dishonest), should never be allowed the near the boardrooms of companies (whether they be multinationals or SME's).