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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.
Friday, February 28, 2014
Underpants
I am impressed to see that my new underpants have a label attached informing me that they have been tested for harmful substances.
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underpants
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Attitude
Instead of looking for the bad things in your life and making yourself miserable, look for the good things and feel good about your life.
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happiness
Monday, February 24, 2014
Death and Stupidity
Death and stupidity are the same.
Dead people don't know that they are dead, and stupid people don't know that they are stupid.
Dead people don't know that they are dead, and stupid people don't know that they are stupid.
Friday, February 21, 2014
Confluence
Beware the confluence of absurdities!
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confluence
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Falling Off A Mountain
In the event you find yourself falling off a high mountain, use it as an opportunity to try to fly.
You have nothing to lose by trying what others deem to be impossible!
You have nothing to lose by trying what others deem to be impossible!
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flying
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Advice To Self
Don't delete pictures on a website media gallery willy nilly, before checking what ones you need to keep.
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web
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Advice To Self
Don't turn on electrical appliances the plugs of which have been lying in sea water.
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electricity
Monday, February 17, 2014
Rain
Egad, it was actually sunny on Sunday and there was a complete absence of wind and rain!
Suffice to say, now that it is Monday the rain and grey skies have returned.
Suffice to say, now that it is Monday the rain and grey skies have returned.
Friday, February 14, 2014
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's day to the flower, card, hotel and restaurant industries without which Valentine's Day would simply not be possible!
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valentines day
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Printers
Why do printers take forever to warm up when your need to print something is urgent?
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printers
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Out of The Box Thinking
Out of the box thinking is only truly effective when the box has been burned to ashes, thereby preventing a return to the comfort of the box.
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out of the box
Monday, February 10, 2014
Monday Rain
According to the weather forecasters, today is going to be the driest day of the week.
That does not bode well for the rest of the week!
That does not bode well for the rest of the week!
Friday, February 07, 2014
A Curse Upon Microsoft
A curse upon Microsoft for inflicting Windows 8 upon people, it is nothing but a gigantic pain in the derrière to use.
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microsoft
Thursday, February 06, 2014
Advice To Tradespeople
When a potential customer leaves a message asking for a quote, it is advisable to respond.
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tradespeople
Wednesday, February 05, 2014
The Mixed Bag of Weather
Sunshine streaming through one window, dark clouds amassing over the other. Tis truly a mixed bag of weather today!
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weather
Tuesday, February 04, 2014
Advice To The Human Race
You are not the centre of the universe!
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humans
Monday, February 03, 2014
Monday Mornings
Another Monday morning crashes into our lives complete with grey skies and gusts of wind.
How inspiring!
How inspiring!
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Monday
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