The Curse of Windows

It is the curse of Windows that it will download mega large, pc slowing, files just at the very moment you are trying to use your farking pc!

The Ice Bucket Challenge

Have a care people, this looks like it is getting seriously out of hand. The consequences of which will be a global shortage of ice cubes.

Then how will we be able to combat global warming?

Peace Treaties

The most effective peace treaties are those negotiated by people who do not know whose side they are negotiating for.

Expanding Economies

As economies expand, so does the largesse of politicians with other people's money!

The Power of Mirrors

Bank Holiday Alert

The last bank holiday before Christmas is rapidly approaching, make the most of it!

Bin Day

Hooray Hooray today is bin day!

Be still my beating heart.

Summer

Where the fark has the summer gone?

It's still August for fark's sake, but feels as chilly as October.

Beware The Morphing of The Police and Military

Yummy

Advice To Spiders

When you have gone to the trouble of spinning a web and catching a fly, the least you can do is eat the hapless corpse; instead of letting it hang there and gather dust!

Aid

Q: When is aid not aid?

A: When it is given by those you don't agree with.

Stars

A star is often brightest before its demise.

Monday Morning

Aargh...another Monday morning has crashed into my life!

Burglar Deterrent Kit

Perfect Branding

Money

You can never have enough money.

Mornings

Those of you who wake up in the mornings feeling edgy, irritable and not ready to face the morning should simply not bother waking up until after noon; that way you don 't have to face the morning.

Red Stripe Alert

Farking hell, there is only one can of Red Stripe left.

Panic in the streets!

Countdown To The Great War

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Advice To Neighbours' Cats

We are not a cat cafe.