Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Monday, March 30, 2015
Advice To Those Seeking Loans
When asking for credit ensure that you do it in the native tongue of those from whom you wish to borrow money.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Advice To The Weather Gods
All and sundry to whom I spoken this morning have said that it is really a lovely day, and it is indeed so.
Therefore I advise the weather gods not to fark it up by messing with the blue sky and sunshine, otherwise there will be a reckoning!
Therefore I advise the weather gods not to fark it up by messing with the blue sky and sunshine, otherwise there will be a reckoning!
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
When The Chips Are Down
When the chips are down, cover them liberally in vinegar and salt to make life more palatable.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Monday, March 23, 2015
Friday, March 20, 2015
Question For My HP Photosmart B110
Why do you always fark me around when I have an urgent scan/print to perform?
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
When you throw up in the kitchen during the night, please could you place a warning sign near the puke so that we don't step on it in the morning.
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Monday, March 16, 2015
Advice To Putin Conspiracy Theorists
Putin's staged "disappearance" is simple chaff, designed to divert everyone's attention from the Nemtsov murder.
Friday, March 13, 2015
Thursday, March 12, 2015
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Advice To Eden 4 Flowers
Fix your website!
In the run up to Mother's Day, it is "unwise" to redirect a customer to an error page when he/she attempts to pay for an order.
In the run up to Mother's Day, it is "unwise" to redirect a customer to an error page when he/she attempts to pay for an order.
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Monday, March 09, 2015
Thursday, March 05, 2015
World Book Day
Happy World Book Day!
Do your brain and eyes a favour and read something in print, rather than online.
Do your brain and eyes a favour and read something in print, rather than online.
Wednesday, March 04, 2015
Tuesday, March 03, 2015
Monday, March 02, 2015
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