Politicians

Whenever I hear a politician say "I welcome this report", I instinctively reach for the sick bag.

People

Always keep your opinions of people apart from what they do.

Decisions

Retrospective analyses of decisions made will avail you nothing. The decision, once made, has been made.

Live with the consequences.

Religion

Mankind's need for religion will end when mankind evolves.

Demonstrate

Don't demonstrate or act, just be.

Directors

Absentee directors are of no use to man nor beast.

Advice To Ex Members of Political Administrations

Shut the fark up!

Fancy Shoes

It is a statistical fact that those who wear fancy shoes tend to be more likely to commit fraud than those who don't.

Politicians

Beware the politicians who hide behind a date some years in the future. They are banking on either their party being out of office by then, or on being promoted.

Resolving Problems

It is unwise to publicly state, with a fanfare or publicity, that a problem is resolved when it is not.

Pointy Shoes

You can never go wrong with pointy shoes.

Learn To Say No

When confronted with a request that you cannot comply with, it is best to say no immediately rather than procrastinate.

Procrastination and delay will cause problems later, when you are eventually forced to say no.