Advice To Weather Balloon Owners

Check where all your kids are before launching your balloon.

Life

Human beings are not meant to wither, grow old and become feeble.

The Meaning of Life

The fundamental point about life is that sometimes one needs to be "human", act like a fool occasionally and blow off steam once in while; being silly and "human" is the meaning of life.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Don't make yourself too much at home on the guest bed, it is used intermittently by humans.

Green Shoots

Green shoots can also be weeds.

Self-righteousness

Beware individuals and countries that believe that they have a monopoly on self-righteousness.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The doorbell is not a starting gun for a race.

Ironic

How ironic that the pension age needs to rise, yet old people are still discriminated against when it comes to employment because they are deemed to be "past it".

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Staying out all night requires a pre authorised pass!

Politics Free Day

Why doesn't the media give the people of Britain a politics free day, where not one politician or political story is mentioned?

That would remind the politicians that they are not the centre of the universe, even if they have managed to convince the gullible media of that, and give us all a well deserved break from their incessant prattling.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please wash your bottom more thoroughly after using your outside toilet.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

It is rude to nick other cat's collars.