Question For My Cat

Your food bowls are for your food, the floor is for the food bowls to rest on.

Why do you insist on throwing your food, even your biscuits, on the floor?

Zocalo

Full marks to the good citizens of Hanover for organising/participating in yesterday's Zocalo.

It was very enjoyable!

Wireless Broadband

Why does the connection always drop at the most crucial moment?

Navigation

Just as ships needs the stars and GPS (when it works) to navigate by, so do people need others to help/advise them on their life paths.

Sunshine on a Bank Holiday Monday!

Whatever next?

Sunshine on a Bank Holiday Monday!

August Bank Holidays

Why do August bank holiday weekends always start with a downpour?

Changing History

Those who think that they can change history are deluding themselves, individuals are but grains of sand being buffeted by the ocean of history.

The Annoying Beep

Will whoever it is who "owns" the annoying intermittent beep, that has been going on for the last hour outside of my house, please stop it?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Once you have attacked and crippled a fly, at least have the good manners to eat it.

Question For The Met Office

Are you really certain that this is the driest summer since 1914?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When inviting your cat friends round to play/eat in your/our home in the middle of the night, please could you ask him to expel his fur ball outside the house before coming in?