Great Lies of Today

"Temporarily out of service"

Hope

When businesses use the word "hope" in their plans, forecasts and updates, you know that all is lost.

Agendas

Those who follow their own selfish agendas, to the detriment of their associates and colleagues, will eventually fall flat on their faces.

Happy Birthday Rosie!

Happy birthday Rosie, you are three today!

Plans and Deadlines

Plans without deadlines are nothing more than dreams.

Vain Boasts

Countries and organisations that make vain boasts about themselves, their systems or their creations should be wary that these boasts don't come back to bite them in the arse.

Putting The Clocks Forward

An annoying inconvenience that is highly disruptive to one's body clock.

A curse upon the ritual of changing between summer and winter time every six months.

Fireworks

Fireworks are all very well and good, especially when celebrating an important event. However, post event, someone has to clean up the mess and pay the bill.

Budgets

Budgets are like dogs that try to walk on their hind legs, the novelty soon wears off.

Happy Budget Day

Happy Budget Day everyone!

Another opportunity for the political establishment to demonstrate to the electorate how utterly futile and counter productive their economic meddling really is.

Peace

The foundations for lasting peace (in a region, or between various groups) are only stable if the foundations are constructed by those who are currently doing the fighting, peace that is imposed/enforced by others never lasts.

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