Politics

Politics is a filthy business, it soils everyone who becomes involved with it.

Burning Candles At Both Ends

Absolutely bloody marvellous sometimes!

Text Messages

The invention of the devil.

Tinned Ham

Why does the contents of a tin of ham never look like the photo on the outside of the tin?

Playing With Fire

Sometimes the burn that you suffer from playing with fire is necessary in order to feel fully alive.

Belching News - Mugabe Takes Over EU

Mugabe takes over EU - See The Times

Advice To Labour Governments

Throwing money at a problem does not necessarily solve it, as the money is more often than not syphoned off by greedy consultants and foolish/inept administrators.

The End of Labour Governments

The end of Labour governments is always heralded by wave upon wave of strikes.

Advice To Amy Winehouse

Eat more food, take less drugs.

Advice To Retiring Presidents

Don't start another Middle East war in the dying days of your presidency.

Compromise

Leaders who claim to practice "leadership of compromise", don't understand leadership.

Memory

Memory is the last refuge of freedom.