Advice To Journalists

When the messenger becomes the story, then the message somewhat loses its impact!

Question For Train Operating Companies

Given that you already treat your weekday passengers like shit (wrt eg punctuality, overcrowding, on board facilities, prices etc) why do you treat your passengers who travel on Sundays even more abysmally?

Advice To PR Companies

Make sure you are actually following your own policies (wrt "newsworthy items"), before you lecture others on the subject.

Great Lies Of The 21st Century

Greek bondholders are close to reaching a deal with the Greek government.

Advice To Businessmen

Don't work with people you don't trust.

Question For Cyclists

Why do you think that the basic rules of the road (eg stopping at red lights, and stopping at give way junctions) don't apply to you?

Guilt and Fear

Where does guilt end and fear begin?

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"We may record your call for quality and training purposes".

Advice To Shop Assistants

"Cloves" are a spice, not items of apparel!

Great Lies of The 21st Century

"Your call is important to us".

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The hiss of a fizzy water bottle being opened does not constitute a threat to your safety.

Christmas Decorations Finally Down

Hoozah!

We have finally taken down all our Christmas decorations, and taken the tree to the local recycling dump.