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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Sandy Causes Chaos


People in Britain would do well not to ever moan about the weather here again, given what the USA frequently has to put up with!

Monday, October 29, 2012

Mondays

Start the week as you mean to go on, with a big plateful of roast beef with all the trimmings for lunch.

Friday, October 26, 2012

A Burden Shared

Sharing a burden invariably means spreading the shit around so that one's friends end up being covered in it as well.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Advice To Gym Changing Room Users

Flush the farking toilet after you have used it. No one else wishes to view your urine samples or faecal matter!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Ongoing Advice To My Cat



My head is not a pillow for you to rest on when I am sleeping.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

Numbers

Unlike people, numbers don't lie.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Advice To Perfume Advertisers

How about, for once, creating an advert that people can fucking understand and that has at least some vague relevance to the bottles of scented cat's piss that you are trying to sell at extortionate prices!

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Sound Business Advice

Turnover is vanity,
Profit is sanity,
Cash is reality!