The Glorious Sun

Joy to the world, the glorious sun has returned to shine benevolently on my dwelling. However, there is a distinct autumnal chill in the air.

Question For The Weather Gods

Why does it feel like it's Autumn already, even though it's still only the end of August?

Spot The Difference For Those in Essex

The Desert of Bank Holiday Free Weeks

Thus another week crashes into our lives, as we are left wondering where the Bank Holiday weekend went as we contemplate the desert of Bank Holiday free weeks that stretch before us until Christmas.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Many thanks for presenting us with a semi live moth in bed at 2am the other night. However, we weren't really that hungry.

Advice To The Royal Family

Ban all mobile phones and cameras from your presence.

Advice To Brighton Beach Visitors

Clean up your litter before you leave the beach!

Whither Weather Forecasts?

According to the "up to date" BBC weather forecast, today is meant to be overcast.

According to my window, today is sunny and bright.

Fear of Reality

Fear of reality gives so called "experts" blind faith in utter nonsense.

Happy Happy Joy Joy

There is nothing more satisfying than watching two dishonest organisations trying to con one another in a business deal, and seeing them both losing big time because of their greed and dishonesty.

Captcha

Captcha is such a farking pain in the arse to use.

Can someone please develop a less knobheaded way of screening comments for spambots?

Sartorial Advice

Always wear white at night!

Advice To Businessmen

Never use the phrase "unleash our solution" in any form of communication with potential investors or customers.

Questions

Some questions are best not asked, let alone answered.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Just because you were displeased with your blanket being moved, there was no need to express your displeasure by farting!

Sleeping On A Problem

Sometimes a problem appears far less daunting after a good night's sleep. However, appearances can often be deceptive!

Advice To Businessmen

Work out who actually owns your company first, before you attempt to launch an IPO or similar fund raising initiative.

Grass

A single blade of grass is weak and can easily be pulled apart. However, a clump of blades that are bound together are strong and resilient.

As it is with grass, so it is with people!

Tick Tock

Why do clocks go "tick tock" and not "tock tick"?

Change

An acceptance of change is essential for survival and growth, organisations and societies that resist/refuse to change are in effect committing suicide.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The smell of curry on my breath, after one of my homemade "specials", does not constitute a gas attack or threat to your existence; therefore there is not need to run away from me, to the other side of the lounge, and hide behind the firewood basket!