Irish Coffees

It is unwise to drink four Irish coffees in one sitting.

Violence and Deceit

Violent and deceitful men will live but half their days.

Events

Do not allow yourself to become a victim of events, become their master.

Social Engineering

Social engineering is a futile exercise performed by weak governments trying to assert their authority, on the pretext of a socially cohesive and "people friendly" agenda.

All social engineering projects are destined to fail dismally; as governments do not have the time, intellectual ability, skill or interest to think through the consequences of their actions.

Doing Something New

The first step on the route to failure.

Traditions

Do not fear the passing of old traditions, old traditions simply become new traditions.

Feeding Cats

When feeding cats, always make sure you feed them at the same time each day.

Cats like routine.

Procrastination

Procrastination is the thief of profit.

Unseasoned Wood

When building hi-fi cabinets, in a damp climate, do not use unseasoned wood.

Cats

An excellent therapeutic aid for the elderly.

Great Lies of Today

"We apologise for the temporary down time of this site, due to essential maintenance.

It will be up and running again within the hour."

A Message To Scammers

A message to the scammers, who pollute the internet with their fake "get rich quick" schemes and other assorted cons.

"Shrivel up and die, you odious scum!"