Advice To My Cat

My PC keyboard does not work effectively if you sit on it when I am typing.

Advice To The Media

Don't embellish your stories to make them into what you want them to be; instead try, for once, to stick to the facts.

Advice To Ed Balls

Merging a failing school with a good school will not rise standards in the failing school, but will lower standards in the good school.

Advice To The Media

Don't create false stories, especially in times of international tension.

Pressure

Those who apply only pressure and more pressure, without giving the person or country on which they apply the pressure any kind of alternative, will end up with a nasty fight/war on their hands.

The Role of The State

It's not the role of the state to try to make you feel comfortable in your own skin, or good about yourself.

Darkness

The darkness of the night is nothing compared to darkness of some people's souls.

Humanity

Humans are good at monaing about life. However, they are not good at taking responsibility for leading change to improve their lives.

Advice To Statesmen

Beware "guarantees" given to you in the peace, safety and tranquility of a presidential garden.

Smears

Organs of the state should avoid spreading unfounded smears and allegations against others, lest they come back at you.

Cats

A watched cat never pounces.

Mandelson of Foie Gras

Why, if we are now to have "ethical/honest" government, has Gordon Brown made Mandelson "queen of the castle"?