Advice To Online Retailers

Update your stock lists to show when a product is out of stock.

Advice To Gordon Brown

Having released the "emotional genie", in readiness for the election, you may find it hard to pout it back in the bottle.

Flying

When falling off a mountain then is as a good a time as any to to try to fly.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The cat flap works both ways, it is not just a door into the house but also a door into the garden.

Advice To Entrepreneurs

Don't become emotional over a failed business.

Joint Ventures

Joint ventures fail when the parties involved don't work together for the good of the company.

Self Delusion

Self delusion is not the same as self sufficiency.

Advice To Those In Ascendancy

Beware those with political and personal ambitions riding on your coattails.

Advice To Toyota Owners

Check that your brakes wrok.

Advice To Religious Zealots

Don't try to abduct other people's children, on the pretext of "saving them".

Advice To Gordon Brown

Don't go round assaulting members of your staff, it's bad for morale.

Fanaticism

Fanaticism occurs in "democracies", not just dictatorships