The Irony of British Weather

How ironic that, as we face months of "drought" and hosepipe bans, it is pissing down and looks set to continue for several days.

Advice To Businesses

Shutting the door after the horse has bolted is not an effective, or viable, business strategy.

A Gentleman's Survival Kit for the 21st Century

- A flask of brandy

- A fistful of Havana cigars

- A Colt 45

- A pocketful of gold sovereigns

"There Is No Alternative"

The excuse "there is no alternative" is used by those who wish to comfort themselves when they do not wish to change a decision that they know is wrong.

Dreams

Beware muscular and proactive defence policies, lest they transform themselves into the dreams of conquest.

Answers and Replies

All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.

Bank Holidays

As sure as eggs are eggs, as soon as the bank holiday ends so does the downpour!

The Sinking of The Titanic

Flexible "Deadlines"

Ever flexible "deadlines" are the tools of fools, conmen and dreamers.

Alcohol

Faster acting, far more enjoyable and cheaper than therapy.

Great Lies of Today

"Temporarily out of service"

Hope

When businesses use the word "hope" in their plans, forecasts and updates, you know that all is lost.