The British Summer

Was that it then??

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Your fly catching skills are appreciated. However, please could you clean up the corpses after you have finished playing with them.

Risk

Life without risk is meaningless.

Advice To UK Politicians

Don't get prisoners to do your DIY.

Politics and Markets

Politics and markets do not run at the same speed.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Throwing yourself at the front door is not an effective means of opening it!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

You are not a bird, and therefore do should not try to make a nest in foliage.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Why do you insist on dragging your food out of your bowl, and eating it off the newly cleaned kitchen floor?

Moral Decay II

Is it really "moral decay", if looters form orderly queues outside of shops that they are looting?

Moral Decay

Whenever I hear a politician talk about "moral decay" I instinctively reach for my sick-bag.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Thank you for bringing me a half dead fly in your mouth yesterday, and dropping it at my feet. However, please be assured that I have sufficient food in the house and am in no need of supplementing my diet with Bluebottles.

Advice To UK Politicians

Shutting down social networking sites during times of "unrest" is exactly what the dictators that you criticise do.