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Ken's Blue Blog
Musings on "the bleedin' obvious"; views on the meaning of life, or anything else that takes my fancy.
Monday, April 30, 2012
Mondays
Mondays are such tedious gloomy days, far better to start the week on a Tuesday!
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Monday
Friday, April 27, 2012
Advice To Our EU Overlords
Don't ask for an increase in your budget when you are proactively imposing austerity on your subjects, and when youth unemployment in Spain exceeds 50%.
Continue to press ahead with that budget demand and it will end in tears!
Continue to press ahead with that budget demand and it will end in tears!
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Advice To Politicians
Don't get into bed with media moguls!
Labels:
media,
politicians
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Jumpers and Gravy
Why is it whenever I wear a newly cleaned jumper I spill gravy down it?
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gravy
Monday, April 23, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
Re my advice yesterday to use your new scratching post, keep trying you'll get used to it in the end!
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cats
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
The Irony of British Weather
How ironic that, as we face months of "drought" and hosepipe bans, it is pissing down and looks set to continue for several days.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Advice To Businesses
Shutting the door after the horse has bolted is not an effective, or viable, business strategy.
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business
Monday, April 16, 2012
A Gentleman's Survival Kit for the 21st Century
- A flask of brandy
- A fistful of Havana cigars
- A Colt 45
- A pocketful of gold sovereigns
- A fistful of Havana cigars
- A Colt 45
- A pocketful of gold sovereigns
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surviving
Friday, April 13, 2012
"There Is No Alternative"
The excuse "there is no alternative" is used by those who wish to comfort themselves when they do not wish to change a decision that they know is wrong.
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decisions
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Dreams
Beware muscular and proactive defence policies, lest they transform themselves into the dreams of conquest.
Labels:
war
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Answers and Replies
All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.
Labels:
politicians
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Bank Holidays
As sure as eggs are eggs, as soon as the bank holiday ends so does the downpour!
Labels:
bank holiday,
weather
Monday, April 09, 2012
Thursday, April 05, 2012
Flexible "Deadlines"
Ever flexible "deadlines" are the tools of fools, conmen and dreamers.
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deadlines
Wednesday, April 04, 2012
Alcohol
Faster acting, far more enjoyable and cheaper than therapy.
Tuesday, April 03, 2012
Great Lies of Today
"Temporarily out of service"
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Great Lies
Monday, April 02, 2012
Hope
When businesses use the word "hope" in their plans, forecasts and updates, you know that all is lost.
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