1 Change your speech writer.
2 No one in their right mind would want to embrace a "harsh light"!
I wouldn't use the Guardian to wipe my armpits with, let alone use it as a source of news or informed comment!
The United Nations agency for Palestinian refugees confirms that Fateh Sherif, named by Hamas as its leader in Lebanon, was employed by UNRWA.
It is more than a little "ironic"" that UN terrorist employees are immune from prosecution. Fortunately that immunity doesn't extend to them being blown up!
A former govt minister in Singapore has been found guilty of bribery after taking gifts while in office.
— Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) September 24, 2024
The gifts included "flights, hotel stays, musical tickets and grand prix tickets" pic.twitter.com/qYiKXbwAEq
Brigitte Gabriel gives FANTASTIC answer to M☪️ woman claiming all Muslims are portrayed badly . pic.twitter.com/1GfV6OIr0J
— Leeonie (@Leeonie__1) September 4, 2024
Why are Iranian and North Korean missiles hitting Ukraine not risking an escalation, yet American ones (were they to do so) hitting Russia are?
Lee Hsien Loong, the former prime minister of Singapore, gives an outside perspective on Wokeness in the United States.
— The Rabbit Hole (@TheRabbitHole84) August 20, 2024
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When planning a military operation, do not under any circumstances share your plans before the operation with the USA. Only brief the USA afterwards.
That way you can be assured that the plans won't be leaked to the media or your enemy!
When you have two tier policing, where certain groups are seen to be above the law and allowed to run riot yet others (eg a lady in her 70's walking down the street) are arrested, the trust in the police, the state and democracy itself dies.
Starmer, as ex head of the DPP, ought to know that. However, at the moment, his actions indicate he supports the two tier arrangement!
Venezuela: Maduro's state-controlled media published fake results of the election that comically add up to 109.2%.
— Igor Sushko (@igorsushko) July 29, 2024
National exit poll conducted by American firm Edison Research has Maduro at just 31% and Gonzalez at 65%. https://t.co/bTuLfXGBRt pic.twitter.com/23lXPCFEpu
Avoid lawyers who boast about their £1M car collection and their love of Lamborghinis!
Oh, and it would probably also be a red flag that they repeatedly lie.
Find a small room, in a nondescript house in a nondescript part of town and hide there without saying a word for the next few years!
Not to keen on saving the planet if it means they actually have to clean up after themselves,, pathetic virtue signaling cuxts pic.twitter.com/Qyj79tLEcb
— CRANNY 2🙈🙉🙊⚒️⚒️⚒️🇬🇧😁⛳🇬🇧 (@00sfield) July 1, 2024
It is more than little "ironic" that the virtue signalling middle class tea towel wearers at Glasto are displaying and celebrating the flag used by the murderous vermin who slaughtered 364 festival goers eight months ago at the Nova Festival.
Suffice to say Glasto goers feel safe because, unlike the Nova Festival attendees, they are hiding behind a 50 foot high metal security fence complete with watch towers.
Dr Jill Biden is an enemy of the state. This is so disturbing. pic.twitter.com/dMUSXzgSMN
— Dan Wootton (@danwootton) June 28, 2024
The apparent epidemic of stupidity, self entitlement, fanaticism and paranoia is because social media gives a disproportionate voice to those who are stupid/mentally ill/pushing an agenda.
Coupled with the fact that humans are hard wired to need to believe in something (in the past it was god for most people), lest we go mad & end up like wolves howling at the moon!
#RoyalAscot is upon us, and there’s no better moment than now to celebrate its magic. Do you recall your first encounter with the splendour of Royal Ascot? #AscotRacecourse #HorseRacing pic.twitter.com/h3R1Lwwkh2
— Ascot Racecourse (@Ascot) June 18, 2024
This is standard Putin playbook.
You have a fight, you lose, you go away and fight again later.
He will simply use the time during any ceasefire to regroup and re-equip, he will then attack again.
Only when his army and his economy has been ground to dust will we have peace!
Russian group of cyber criminals who call themselves Qilin is behind the latest NHS ransomware attack.
— Shaun Lintern (@ShaunLintern) June 5, 2024
As the NHS increasingly moves into the 21st century are we paying enough attention to these threats that can cripple our health systems and harm patient care? https://t.co/8VsHvjxeqb
Russia is not a state, or even a failed state, it is a criminal enterprise!
When vermin such as this and Al-Qaeda support you, you are most very definitely on the wrong side of history!
Dear university students in the United States of America, you are standing on the right side of history.
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) May 29, 2024
Biden in 2019: “The idea that we would cut off military aid to Israel, our only true ally in the entire region, is absolutely preposterous. It is beyond my comprehension that anyone would do that.”
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) May 9, 2024
pic.twitter.com/7sP4v7TVqM
Parody
WHO DID THIS?!!? pic.twitter.com/EbsHDXZymG
— Jayroo (@jayroo69) April 30, 2024
Reality
The list of UCLA student demands. You will note they insist on NO BAGELS… pic.twitter.com/QYNxZ6JP2o
— leekern (@leekern13) May 1, 2024
These people are self entitled. self obsessed, feeble minded, spoilt wankers, time to take out the trash!
When facing an occupation by your tantrum throwing toddlers who claim to be students, do the following:
1 Shut off all power and water
2 Stop food being brought in
3 Shut off the WiFi
4 Jam their mobile phone signals
Make sure the FBI are in attendance in order to photograph them and take their prints when they emerge a few hours later!
Marjorie Taylor-Greene's amendments to the foreign aid bills:
— Kareem Rifai 🌐 (@KareemRifai) April 18, 2024
1. Members who vote for Ukraine aid must conscript in the Ukrainian Army
2. Israel aid will be used for the development of "space laser technology" on the Southern border pic.twitter.com/cJRdGXxa48
On Saturday night Iran went into a flat roofed pub in a council estate and tried to punch the local hard man (Israel), it missed and spilled some of Israel's pint.
Everyone else in the pub is holding their breath waiting for the inevitable, except for Biden who is saying:
"Leave it Dave, he's not worth it!"
It is more than "ironic" that despite the Crocus Hall atrocity occurring in one of the most surveilled society's on the planet, being next to the Pavshyno police department and a short distance from a National Guard Base neither the police nor the security services bothered to turn up until after the attackers had left and set fire to the building!
There's irony for you!
BREAKING:
— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) March 15, 2024
A Ukrainian drone strike has destroyed the Kaluga Oil Refinery south-west of Moscow.
Ukraine continues its new strategic campaign to systematically destroy Russia’s oil and gas industry.
Ukraine has launched plenty of “sanctions” over the past 3-4 weeks pic.twitter.com/iKwoxO3NCH
The only effective form of sanctions are those that physically destroy a country's industrial and economic base.
Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C
— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) March 11, 2024
When a government makes a tax cut, it's not giving you more money it's simply reducing the amount of money (temporarily) it is taking from you via headline figures.
When the authorities finally catch up with you, plea bargain your way to a lighter sentence by handing over all the evidence that you have on Scholz being a Russian asset.
-Murder of Alexander Litvinenko with polonium 2006
-Invasion of Georgia 2008
-Invasion of Ukraine 2014
-Skripal poisoning with Novichok in Salisbury 2018
-Invasion of Ukraine 2022
-The murder of Alexei Navalny etc
You don't do deals with Putin!
You don't call for a ceasefire in Ukraine!
You give Putin a very bloody nose and make him crawl back under the stone from where he came from!