The Future

The future beckons, so do not remain stuck in the past.

Advice To The British People

Avoid "recreational grief", it is neither becoming nor healthy.

The Measure of a Man

The measure of a man's life can be gauged by the effect that he has on others.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please, during one of your extended purring and biscuit making sessions, could you pause and wipe your mouth before you dribble over me.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

The wind is not a threat to your health and safety.

Advice To The Manufacturers of Toilets

Please adjust the sensitivity (downwards) of motion detection flush mechanisms.

Mistakes

Those who never make mistakes, never achieve or produce anything.

The Interent

Is it me/my pc/Virgin, or is the internet running really slowly today?

Advice To The Republican Party

Now that you have won the House of Representatives, on the back of popular public discontent with the pace of change, you now have to come up with some policies that actually work.

Simply blocking every piece of legislation put forward by the Democrats, and saying that the deficit and taxes can be reduced at the same time are not policies that are viable or credible.

Agendas

Never allow others to set the agenda.

Advice To Businessmen

Beware doing business with people who, when asked a direct question, seek to lose you in a "wilderness of mirrors" via their answer.

Advice To Businessmen

Beware of doing business with politicians, they invariably "jump ship" at times of crisis in order to avoid being blamed for any problems that have arisen.