Advice To Politicians

Running campaigns that target political opponents with the imaginary crosshairs of a rifle sight will backfire on you.

Playbooks

Playbooks or, for want of a better word, "strategies" only work if all those involved are actually following them and are on the same page.

Advice To "Flu" Victims

If you are capable of walking unaided to your doctor's surgery, to spread your disease to others, then it is unlikely that you have full blown flu.

Bollocks Products of The 21st Century

Anti slip tiles.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

It cannot be good for you to press your bottom against the radiator for so long when sleeping.

Bullshitter of The Year

Congratulations to Michael Roberts, CEO of the Association of Train Operating Companies, for winning the 2011 "Bullshitter of The Year" Award only two days into 2011.

Roberts claims that the outrageous rise in train fares will result in "more trains and better services".

ROFLOL!

New Year Resolutions

Avoid all New Year resolutions, they are never kept.

Merry Christmas

I wish you all a Merry Christmas, and a peaceful and prosperous 2011.

Question For The Liberal Democrats

If you really hate the coalition that much, why are you in it?

Advice To Vince Cable

Declarations of war tend only to be effective if made publicly, rather than "on the sly" to young giggly female reporters posing as constituents.

Advice To Channel 4 News

Don't try to interview people standing by airport runways.

Advice To Alan Sugar

Before selecting the final 16 candidates for The Apprentice "reality" show, check their CVs first.