Strategies

Strategies based on wishful thinking and false premises are destined to fail.

Advice To Politicians

Try walking in your voters' shoes first, before lecturing them on how to live their lives (wrt eg diet, drinking, smoking etc).

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please do not eat the needles from our demised Christmas tree that are still on the floor, I am sure that they can't be any good for you.

Ongoing Advice To My cat

When you come in from the rain, please dry off and wipe your paws before jumping on the clean laundry.

Political Bullshit

When a politician says this:

"I deeply regret my actions".

What the politician actually means is this:

"I deeply regret being found out".

Consequences

Advice To Politicians

Running campaigns that target political opponents with the imaginary crosshairs of a rifle sight will backfire on you.

Playbooks

Playbooks or, for want of a better word, "strategies" only work if all those involved are actually following them and are on the same page.

Advice To "Flu" Victims

If you are capable of walking unaided to your doctor's surgery, to spread your disease to others, then it is unlikely that you have full blown flu.

Bollocks Products of The 21st Century

Anti slip tiles.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

It cannot be good for you to press your bottom against the radiator for so long when sleeping.

Bullshitter of The Year

Congratulations to Michael Roberts, CEO of the Association of Train Operating Companies, for winning the 2011 "Bullshitter of The Year" Award only two days into 2011.

Roberts claims that the outrageous rise in train fares will result in "more trains and better services".

ROFLOL!