Ongoing Advice To My Cat

A dead moth is not really worth all the brouhaha and waking us up for in the middle of the night!

Confidence

Beware cretins and morons who are full of confidence in themselves and their abilities.

Advice To Some People

It doesn't cost you anything to say "thank you" for a favour/free advice, but it may well cost you dear not to say it!

The Glorious Sun

Joy to the world, the glorious sun has returned to shine benevolently on my dwelling. However, there is a distinct autumnal chill in the air.

Question For The Weather Gods

Why does it feel like it's Autumn already, even though it's still only the end of August?

Spot The Difference For Those in Essex

The Desert of Bank Holiday Free Weeks

Thus another week crashes into our lives, as we are left wondering where the Bank Holiday weekend went as we contemplate the desert of Bank Holiday free weeks that stretch before us until Christmas.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Many thanks for presenting us with a semi live moth in bed at 2am the other night. However, we weren't really that hungry.

Advice To The Royal Family

Ban all mobile phones and cameras from your presence.

Advice To Brighton Beach Visitors

Clean up your litter before you leave the beach!

Whither Weather Forecasts?

According to the "up to date" BBC weather forecast, today is meant to be overcast.

According to my window, today is sunny and bright.

Fear of Reality

Fear of reality gives so called "experts" blind faith in utter nonsense.