Monday

Whither went the weekend?

Question For British Gas

Re your insane quote for replacing my mum's boiler, are you farking mad?

Question For TV Network Executives

Do you really think that the British public want to be subjected to three debates between Brown, Cameron and Clegg?

Question For British Gas

Why do you need so many different contact numbers?

Advice To Suppliers

Asking the same question each day will only elicit the same response.

Advice To A Well Known High Street Bank

When I warn you that there is a high risk that a fraud may be occurring in one of your customer accounts, you would be well advised to look into it as a matter of urgency.

Low Moods

Low moods are sometimes necessary in order to help you fully appreciate the highs.

Trust

Once the bond of trust has been broken it is very difficult to rebuild.

When Push Comes To Shove

Beware colleagues who are quick to blame others during times of crisis.

Stews

Those who make stews should also consume them.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Your tail is best chased on the floor, not our bed.

Advice To Politicians

Please leave the country.