Advice To Spammers

Starting your spam with the phrase "This is not spam" simply doesn't cut the mustard!

A Pox Upon This Drought!

A pox upon this accursed drought, during which the rain never ends!

Gravy and Mobile Phones

It is unwise to spill gravy onto a touch screen mobile phone.

Cat Matters

Pussycat pussycat, what big paws you have!

Mondays

Mondays are such tedious gloomy days, far better to start the week on a  Tuesday!

Advice To Our EU Overlords

Don't ask for an increase in your budget when you are proactively imposing austerity on your subjects, and when youth unemployment in Spain exceeds 50%.

Continue to press ahead with that budget demand and it will end in tears!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Cardboard boxes are not primarily designed to be cat houses.

Advice To Politicians

Don't get into bed with media moguls!

Jumpers and Gravy

Why is it whenever I wear a newly cleaned jumper I spill gravy down it?

Happy St George's Day

Happy St George's Day!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Re my advice yesterday to use your new scratching post, keep trying you'll get used to it in the end!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

Please use your new scratching post!